Imagine you’re taking the train home from work at 7 p.m., finally getting to leave after being there for almost twelve hours. You can’t wait to just eat some dinner, relax, and then get some much-needed sleep.
But then bam! The train stops and the electricity goes off. You’re stuck, and you’re not getting home for a long, long time.
That’s exactly what happened on August 4 to many passengers in the Tokyo/Yokohama area. An accident shut down entire lines, affecting over 350,000 people’s commute home.
What caused it, you ask? The answer may be a single high school student and his friend’s bag.
At about 7:15 p.m. on August 4, Japan Railways’ Keihin-Tohoku Line and Negishi Lines (which run through Tokyo and Yokohama) were shut down due to “an aerial wiring disconnection.” Something broke on the wires that run above the trains, cutting off electricity to the cars.
This meant that the lights inside of the trains weren’t working, leaving the passengers in darkness except for the outside lights. Here are some tweets of what it looked like:
▼ Pretty much like the intro to a post-apocalyptic movie…
(@OHAMAHERO) August 04, 2015
▼ …or a horror film.
車内停電 #京浜東北線 http://t.co/9RvY8lgRUR
まれっか(べまに検定5k難民) (@malecca) August 04, 2015
▼ And here’s a taste of what the crowds looked like in the station, unable to go anywhere.
三上洋 (@mikamiyoh) August 04, 2015
To make matters worse, the incident happened at the same time as the gigantic fireworks festival at Yohohama’s portside Minato Mirai district, and the booming explosions made some passengers assume the worst. Was it an attack? Bombing? Terrorists?
ともえやまゆうた (@Tomoe_131014) August 04, 2015
Thankfully, it was another peaceful day in Japan, and the cause of the power outage was none of the violent scenarios listed above. But while the situation is still under investigation, one tweet made by a high school girl has led the Internet to believe it knows the culprit: a high school boy and his friend’s bag.
We can’t show you the tweets themselves, for two reasons. One, they’ve been deleted, and two, since the tweeters are minors, they are protected under Japanese law and we can’t release their names to the public.
But! We can recreate the tweets here, translated into English:
The original tweet, by a high school girl:
“[Boy’s name] got crazy all of a sudden and threw my bag into the electrical wires. It got stuck and sparks came out and then it shut off lol.”
“I was so flustered. I ran too much and got sweaty. I think I’m gonna kill [boy’s name]. Sorry to everyone whose train stopped because of it lol.”
And a response tweet, from the boy in question:
“I didn’t do it on purpose lol.”
The girl then tweeted a picture of the extremely crowded train station, with this caption:
“This is all [boy’s name]’s fault! I wonder if he even knows what he did lol.”
Of course their tweets were caught pretty quickly and suddenly the high school boy and girl found themselves facing the wrath of thousands of angry netizens. Before deleting her account, the girl made a few more tweets, including:
“Actually me and [boy’s name] didn’t do anything lol. That tweet was a lie. I don’t know who thought it was real but I guess I respect the power of Internet otaku now.”
The boy hasn’t deleted his account yet, and he’s been updating on what’s been happening since the night of the train incident:
“I’ve gotten so many more followers….”
“The power of otaku is really amazing.”
“Uh oh lol. I got a call from the Nishihama High School principal today. I’m so popular lol. Ever since this morning I’ve been getting nonstop calls from guidance counselors and the board of education lol.”
“I hope I don’t get expelled from Nishihama High School. That’s the one thing I don’t want to have happen.”
While the Yokohama branch of Japan Railways is still looking into the exact cause behind the power outage, they are aware of the tweets from the high school students. Their only comment on the matter so far has been: “We cannot say that it is not a possibility.”
Of course Japanese netizens are much quicker to jump to conclusions. Here’s a smattering of comments:
“I had to walk all the way home that night. I can’t forgive them.”
“Wow. Their lives are over.”
“Is this real? Seems pretty sketchy, but if it is, they’ll have to pay a huge fine.”
“I don’t think they could ever afford to pay a fine that big.”
“Oh man I can’t wait to see how this one turns out!”
So what do you think? Did a high school boy and a bag really take down several train lines? Or did a stupid tweet just get completely out of hand? Let us know in the comments!
Source: Hachima Kiko ( 1 , 2 ), Yahoo! News Japan
Featured/top image: Twitter (@mikamiyoh)
Last year, Sanrio unveiled Hello Kitty’s strawberry-eared superhero alter ego, Ichigoman (‘ichigo’ means ‘strawberry’ in Japanese).
According to official canon , Hello Kitty transforms into Ichigoman when she raises her strawberry smartphone into the air and, together with a crowd of enthusiastic supporters, shouts “power the kitty!” with the force of several million hertz.
As Ichigoman, Kitty uses her strawberry powers to fight monsters and other evils born from the hearts of the wicked. She’s also known to do quite a number on consumer’s wallets.
Now, after a year of going solo, Sanrio has finally given Ichigoman a partner to fight crime with: Darkgrapeman, a sidekick whose passion for justice is matched only by his fetish for latex.
Darkgrapeman rides around in a sidecar motorcycle and casts fear into the hearts of evil-doers with his battle cry: “Fruity freedom fighter! Darkgrapeman!” Fruity indeed.
Riding alongside Darkgrapeman is his sexy secretary, Honeymomo:
Honeymomo’s duties are usually confined to managing Darkgapeman’s crime fighting schedule, but she’s known to dabble in a bit of ass-kicking herself from time to time.
Sanrio revealed Darkgrapeman and Honeymomo last month in this exciting, but bondage-free, short animated film:
The two will join Ichigoman on the shelves of Sanrio retails stores across the country with a new line of character goods set to go on sale November 14.
In addition, fans can meet the three caped Kitty crusaders live during a “Hero Show” running until March 17 at the Sanrio Puroland theme park in Tokyo. It is a children’s show, however, so cosplaying as Darkgrapeman is not encouraged.
Source: Narinari , Sanrio
▼ Anyone else think the positioning of Honeymomo’s lower peach is a little awkward?
There’s no Bond without Bond girls. Before “Spectre” hits theaters and reinvented the James Bond franchise, we pick up some of the latest Bond girls.
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9. Michelle Yeoh
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8. Caterina Murino
In contrast to Eva Green’s more modest Bond girl look, Caterina Murino’s sexy Solange is sort of the lusty eye candy that often doesn’t last long in a Bond film.
7. Famke Janssen
Janssen was the first Bond girl to orgasm on screen , and to crush a victim’s chest and lungs between her thighs.
6. Barbara Bach
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5. Sophie Marceau
Since vying for Pierce Brosnan’s affection with Denise Richards in “The World Is Not Enough,” this French beauty has appeared only in French films.
4. Eva Green
In a fantastic casting decision, French actress Eva Green was chosen to play Vesper in the film. Witty and deep, Eva lent a more natural beauty not usually associated with the role.
3. Olga Kurylenko
This Bolivian beauty is a perfect match for Bond: they’ve both lost loved ones, and will kill to even the score.
2. Halle Berry
She’s one of the sexiest women of our generation, so it’d be a shame to leave Berry off the list. And the bikini scene in her Bond film is forever etched in our minds.
1. Honey Ryder
Rising from the sea in a white bikini, Honey was a Playboy centerfold in smooth motion. This first film in the series set the Bond-girl standard.